The Bookshelf King
Episode 1 - The Royal Meeting
Chapter 1 - The Queen of Fiction and the Gold Tooth
Chapter 2 - The Fruit, the Fingernail, and the French Fry Foreshadow
Chapter 3 - The Martian Child and the Caged Lion
Chapter 4 - "Library Land is a mess" and the beginning of the end
Chapter 5 - Crown from the highest head and the Hand of the strongest wizard
Chapter 6 - The New Bookshelf Queen, ruler of Library Land.
Episode 1 - The Royal Meeting
Chapter 1 - The Queen of Fiction and the Gold Tooth
Chapter 2 - The Fruit, the Fingernail, and the French Fry Foreshadow
Chapter 3 - The Martian Child and the Caged Lion
Chapter 4 - "Library Land is a mess" and the beginning of the end
Chapter 5 - Crown from the highest head and the Hand of the strongest wizard
Chapter 6 - The New Bookshelf Queen, ruler of Library Land.
The Bookshelf King Episode One – The Royal Meeting
Chapter 1. The Queen of Fiction and the Gold Tooth.
Margaret, or as the people of Library Land call her, the Queen Of Fiction, rose on an evening like any other. She checked if the pages to her book were wrinkled or corners were creased. Then she slowly made her way to her throne on top of the bookshelf. On a typical night, she would receive a paper airplane from the head of Library Land, the Bookshelf King. This paper airplane carries a list that shows which books have been rented on that day and for how long they would be absent from the library. It's the responsibility of the ruler of each section to read this document and report back with an inventory of their own. Margaret would glance through the list of books that had gone missing and shrug. Because this was a popular library, books would come and go regularly. Lately, Margaret had been paying close attention to the name at the top of list. Arthur, the Bookshelf King himself is two months past his due date. It took only two weeks for panic to set in; Residents from the Teens section were spending days in the Horror section, romancers with the Fiction people, basically no one wanted to stay in their respective sections and it was chaos. Each of the 10 Kings and Queens who run their respective sections were trying to keep their people in line while tending to the people of capital as well. Central Bookshelf is the capital of Library Land and a place where the Bookshelf King had lived for many years. Since he was elected, there have been only 3 royal meetings. The first was to designate King Stephen as the new ruler of the Horror section, The second to switch the placement of the Non-Fiction section to the eastern side of the library so that the Romance section was closer to the entrance and the third, to elect three new kings and a queen to the council ending the book burning revolution. It seems that the Bookshelf King has called an emergency meeting in Central Bookshelf before his book was rented. The purpose of this meeting is to elect a new leader of Library Land. Margaret had longed for an opportunity like this to arise. Should she be Queen of Library Land, she would get rid of the sections she found useless. The Childcare’s section would be replaced with How-to books and Fantasy would be history. She made her way to a rather large bookshelf with a luxurious trim that resembled the Golden Gates of Heaven. She made her way into the gates and onto the tip top of the bookshelf, into a room with a red carpet leading to a conference table. There's a water cooler on the right hand side of the room and a hot pot of coffee on the counter. A squire rose at her entrance: "Chere' guests, the Queen of Fiction has arrived. Your highness, I trust you remember your peers?"
On the right hand side of the queen sat Tom, King of the Action section. To her left sat her younger sister Agatha, the Queen of History. Agatha rose to give her sister a hug. She introduced her to J from the Fantasy Shelf who then introduced her to Sue, Queen of the Children's section and Neil, King of Teen Fiction. Margaret grabbed some water and made her way back to her seat. She glanced over at her longtime friend Caroline from Romance and gave her a smile. Then she looked over at grumpy King Ernest of Non-Fiction. He gave her a smile and she scowled back at him. The doors opened again and out came two shadows. The one on the right she knew, she was terrified of Stein, the man on the left burst through without saying a word. He sat to the right of where King Stephen was placed. When Stephen took his place at the helm of the table, he nodded at Margaret and he spoke: "Let the meeting begin." Ernest jumps in “This had better be quick, I have several essays on accounting to catalogue today and if it's late the students will revolt. The ones that will be angry would throw books and that could get messy” All the lights shattered simultaneously leaving a dead quiet amongst the room until an alarm sounded a moment later. It was indicating an evil bookworm invasion. The kings and Queens ordered in a group of gigantic, ugly, smelly dudes and without a moments notice put on their battle gear and battled the evil bookworms for several hours. After they were finished they were, tired, hungry, and hurt. The kings and queens gave the army breakfast for their victory and were about to re-start their meeting when a group of Oompa Loompas invaded causing another battle. The army worked out a battle cry and were about to attack them but the Smurfs came to the aide of the Oompa Loompas and formed a triangular battle formation and defeated the army. It was at this moment that the whine of electric guitars could be heard rising from a swirling mist. “What the Smurf is that?” cried Papa Smurf. They heard the drums start beating and keyboard start playing and they instantly recognized the song: “It's Elvis!” Papa said happily. “Only the Elvians would play this tune right now. They saw Alvin and the Chipmunks charge from the side, they took over the stage and began rocking out to one of their songs with the King of rock and roll. Everyone stopped fighting instantly and was struck in a trance watching Elvis, most decided it was time to listen to metal and go to bed. And the kings and queens continued their meeting. When the armies woke it was pouring. Alvin noticed a cabin just down the hill so the Chipmunks and Smurfs went and hid inside. The chipmunks started singing and Papa Smurf burst out in outrage at the fact they always sing first. They were about to start fighting when great, big, dark clouds came in and a storm erupted from nowhere. Smurfette was crying and the Chipmunks started screaming, everyone was scared. The winds were getting so strong it almost blew the cabin over. When all seemed lost Elvis pulled up in his pink Cadillac to save all of them. Just as the last Smurf was inside they saw the Oompa Loompas invading yelling in chants of rage, they demand a new bookshelf king. Elvis put the pedal to the metal, running over a few Oompa Loompas and crashing into the cabin on his way out, causing it to collapse. Mr. Clean lived next door and started to clean the whole thing up, that angered one of his long time enemies Oscar the Grouch who was inside the trash can he started throwing stuff into. Owen, Jon, and Ethan were hanging out by a pool watching this unfold. They decided to eat a pie that Oscar threw out of the trash with their friend Brodie before swimming. Since the four of them ate pies that were in the garbage they couldn't stop getting sick. Mr. Clean tried to clean it up but he got sick as well. It would seem that this quickly became a contagious airborne disease. Every person who came within ten feet of an infected person started throwing up. The only solution was to send Dr. Who into the future to find a cure for “Pie-itis”. The futuristic King Kong was the keeper of the cure, so Dr. Who called upon his sidekick Supercow to and try and defeat him. . . . . Back in the past King Midas was going for a walk and noticed his shoe was untied, when he leaned on a tree to bend down, he turned it to gold. “I keep forgetting about the hand” he laughed to himself. When leaning down an arrow narrowly missed his head so Midas started running. “Why did I walk into the woods without my guards, it's probably Robin Hood” It wasn't Robin Hood though it was Goldmember and when Midas looked back he had already stolen the tree. On his journey away from his attacker the king ran into three deer who could talk. Rudolph was the oldest of the deer and Cupid was the youngest. Bambi was the middle deer and was secretly in love with Rudolph. Cupid had always been jealous of Rudolph because when he smiled he had a gold tooth that shimmered in the sun. He got it from his mom when he was young. If only he knew Cupid had a plot to steal the tooth. Darth Vader, Darth Maul, and Bert from Accounting had set out on a devilishly smart plot to steal his tooth. They're a loud bunch of bandits so Midas was able to hide before they spotted them and all the deer scurried off. Bambi blocked the first attack attempt while Rudolph went running. In the heavy commotion Rudolph looked behind him and tripped over a tree stump and dropped his tooth. Bert from Accounting was right there to grab it and run with Rudolph in hot pursuit. The two of them were running without looking where they were going and both fell into a giant chasm where they fell for about 14 hours. They landed in Hell but the Devil saved them, in return... for the tooth. Chapter 2. The Fruit, the Fingernail, and the French fry foreshadow. Meanwhile Back in Library Land the Royal meeting was still being held, sometimes these meetings can take a month or two to finish. An unexpected intruder barged in the room and demanded to be heard, it was the Duchess Patricia, Ruler of Child Land and Land of Small Creatures. “I, the duchess would love the opportunity to be the new Bookshelf Queen” Agatha replied “Never has there been a queen so vile and never will there be” “never have I been so insulted. I do deserve respect, don't I?” No one seemed to care about her outburst, the whole room was quiet as if she hadn't even said a word. The duchess waited anxiously for anyone in the room to agree with her but no one said a word. That's when Harry stepped out of his invisibility cloak and said “Why are you so angry?” The duchess looked shocked to how everyone was treating her. “How would you feel if everyone you knew, hated you?” “I know how it feels, trust me” said Harry as he cast the spell “Stupify” and the duchess became frozen. To relieve some tension harry suggested singing “Another One Stupified” and danced a merry polka. In his careless dancing he tripped over the throne and broke the staff of King Triton. “Chea” said the Wizard Snowman. No one contemplated the sudden appearance of the snowman, it seemed wizards appear suddenly around here all the time. Agatha ordered that Harry he had go on the journey to fix the staff because without it there would be a revolution. In order to fix the staff Harry must find the Rettop fingernail. To find the fingernail's location he must acquire the magical fruit from the rare La-la-Gollum tree. No one spoke for a minute and the suspense grew. Harry called upon his magical unicorn and left as the meeting continued... Harry and the unicorn travelled for many hours. While walking through the forest they spotted three trolls blowing bubbles ahead. Harry's unicorn was afraid of bubbles so it ran away. When the trolls spotted Harry, they ran at him and started blowing them into his eyes, attempting to distract him from seeing them. Harry was swinging his wand trying to block the bubbles but there was too much of them and he was overwhelmed. Hermoine appeared in the nick of time to cast a spell to save Harry, turning all three trolls into squirrels. The two scurried away climbing trees but the smallest stayed in place and stared at them. Harry thought it was trying to talk but as they took a step towards it, the squirrel climbed up the nearest tree and knocked down a giant piece of fruit. “This must be the fruit; look how it glowing” said Harry. He grabbed it in his good arm and jokingly said “with this fruit I banish thee!” Harry was trying to be funny and look cool in front of Hermoine but back in Library Land the Duchess Patricia disappeared. The kings and queens were in shock and started panicking because her father, the King of Child Land and the Land of Small creatures, would be angry. The most recent time he was angry it caused three books to be burned. They're gone forever now forever. Meanwhile in the forest Harry and Hermoine were walking for days. They were running out of food and didn't know what to do. Sitting at a fire one night they decided they should eat the fruit. They didn't regret doing so because it filled their bellies. Suddenly out of nowhere William Shakespeare appeared. Harry tried to ask him questions but he recited a speech he wrote for them instead. “Do not worry about the path you're upon; learn friend from foe and you'll do fine. Know not, what you or your friends will do, for some of us... precious... is time. Under a mushroom and within a tree sits a gift more precious than gold. It may become your undoing but that's another days story to be told. . He vanished after saying this and they left right away. As they were walking away Shakespeare could hear saying “It's still a divinity that shapes our ends, no matter how well you sing” On their way across the bridge they saw the giant maze in front of them. As they entered they realized that they couldn't use their magical powers anymore. On the path they ran into a tiger, it was a very unusual one because it had three eyes. Behind him a dark figure stood, Niche was his name and he was an outcast amongst the elves. “does your third eye have magical powers” asked Harry. “I can see... through things” replied the tiger. ”Maybe you can help us locate a magical fingernail that might be in here?” “Let's see your hand” said the the tiger as he shook his head agreeing to help. They were about to set off when Hermoine skeptically asked “Before we set off do you have a name tiger?” “The name's Shiblets, Arthur Shiblets and this is Niche” After walking for what seemed like days they made it to a clearing. Harry felt incredibly drained and needed to nap but they wouldn't let him. They saw a light sprinkling up ahead of them so they decided to go to it. When they arrived Harry approached it and picked up a tiny piece of silver that looked like a boomerang. He became so exhausted at this point that as soon as he touched it he fell asleep. He awoke back in Library Land in front of the kings and queens. The squire was first to speak. saying “Nothing happened when we put the fingernail on to the staff, why?” Agatha suggested they look in a book and find the answer. Shiblets quickly spoke up saying “I can show you the book in which you seek but first you must do something for me” “Where did you find a three eyed talking tiger?” asked King Stephen.
“Maybe I found them” replied Shiblets “I'm just saying I've never read the book you're from and that's rare. What are we supposed to do for you?” King Stephen barely finished his sentence before Shiblets interrupted “obtain the Bookshelf Kings crown”
“why do you deserve the crown? You've wasted all of our time by grabbing the wrong fingernail” said a very angry Hermoine. “Have I? Maybe there's a deeper meaning to the fingernail. Things you don't understand. Maybe you have to look deeper? My third eye sees the way” He pointed to a book Agatha was holding “there is a book that has the answers you seek” Niche looked around saddened and Hermoine noticed “Niche why are you saddened by this book?” “I can't see since my glasses broke yesterday” replied Niche. 'Oculas Reparo” blasted Hermoine and suddenly the glasses were fixed. Niche was so happyhe could see again and he danced. Everyone was about to start reading when a burst at the door had them startled. It was Harry's unicorn and it stole the book and proceeded to shred it up. Suddenly unknowing to everyone Harry and Hermoine were transported to a party. The first group of people they talked to were three guys who introduced themselves as Jyd, McMuff, and Anhel. After a few minutes had passed they started to hear the bumping of some bass and looked over as a Hummer pulled up. It was a man named Dimitri and the first thing he yelled was “YOLO”. Quick as lightning Harry sprung up and cast a spell on him for using such foul language. Dimitri fell over. They thought Dimitri was dead but it seemed that he had more than one life and arose from the dead. “He better not be a vampire now” said Anhel before McMuff answered “I think he's a zombie bro” Someone at the party was cooking french fries over the fire and forgot about them, they caught fire and ignited into flames. A man named Jay Daws was staring at the fire, daydreaming and mesmerized by the flames he foresaw a great battle.
From the mists of his mind, a gargantuan monster appeared. It could only have been King Kong and he stood in front of both Queen Margaret and Harry Potter. It looked like all three were going to fight when King Kong picked up Margaret and swatted Harry with his massive hand. That's when King Kong noticed Dr. Who and Supercow marching ahead. Margaret must have knew what was about to happen because she vanished into a cloud of smoke and the battle began. Chapter 3. The Keeper of the Cure and the Caged lion Years before Margaret met King Kong he was walking through a desert. The first thing he noticed was a caravan of camels laden down with blocks of salt so he snatched them all. King Kong being so much taller than everything could see the damage done by the desert fighters in the last Word war. Lost in his feelings of the destruction he noticed a group of dwarves who were fighting for their cause. They started arguing with King Kong to leave their salt alone when Snow White came bursting through the crowd wearing a banana costume. King Kong laughed and said “Silly girl, your precious dwarves will never get their salt back” He snatched up Snow White, the dwarves, and the salt and disappeared. When they stopped it was pitch black and nothing could be seen except a shimmering light far off into the abyss. It seemed to have it's own pulsating glow. King Kong put them down and they began to walk towards the light, with every step came an even brighter glow. The dwarvess and Snow White were amazed to find whole walls full of gold, King Kong doesn't like gold. Even before the first piece of gold had been mined they were already planning what they were going to do with the gold. Dwarf One said “Let's buy tickets to see One direction! I love them so much”
The second dwarf said “No!! they suck”, and the third “you are both wrong! Justin Bieber all the way!!” The fourth dwarf who was the smallest of them all said “All boy bands suck, I'm sure we can find something better to spend the money on. Like for instance, we could each pay for a Ferrari, if we should choose too” Snow White said she would also buy a Ferrari. A zombie apocalypse started within Port Colborne -which was the name of dwarf #5, his love and passion exploding at the idea of owning a Ferrari. The seventh Dwarf whose name was Toast suggested “Let's trade the gold in for cash”. “I wouldn't buy a car, I'd buy a mansion and finally move out of my Hobbit-Hole” said the sixth dwarf who was lost in his thoughts of moving. The dwarves were rambling on about what they'd spend the money on and didn't even notice King Kong mined and stole the gold until he was already running away. They were too small and slow to catch up. They found a path that led them back out to the desert where they walked for a days. Parched and nearly dehydrated they came across an oasis in which they started drinking. After a few minutes they felt so waterlogged they could barely move, which wasn't good because an alligator surfaced and started swimming towards them. Dwarf One pulled out nunchucks and was ready to fight. Dwarf #3 ran away screaming and threw #2 in front of the alligator. Dwarf #4 used as Port Colborne as a dwarven shield and cowered away. Toast was the only dwarf who improvised, using a sea shell to try and fight away the alligator. Snow White forgot about her pouch, she opened it and grabbed a pinch of dust and threw it in the air freezing everyone on the spot. Snow White was surprised at how powerful her pouch was, she had never used it before. She tossed a whole handful into the air and it made them disappear. The dwarves woke up and looked around, a second ago they were in danger from an alligator and now they're in some sort of arena. Suddenly in the darkest part of the place a stage lit up. It had Justin Bieber and One direction ready to play. Snow White was taken by surprise, “What kind of magic could bring these people together in our time of need?” “this must be a nightmare” gasped Toast. Unsatisfied with the performance the dwarves said that Justin Bieber sang like a goat. Snow White ran on stage like a star-struck girl. In all the commotion and chaos Snow was knocked off stage, she hit her head and became unconscious. She awoke to Justin hovering over her telling her that everything that's happened was a dream and that nothing she's done was real. She was so shocked she hit him really hard and screamed “I actually wish King Kong was here right now”. The seven dwarves had finally realized what was happening and came to the rescue of Snow White by attacking Justin. This didn't last long because out of nowhere seven Beliebers appeared out of thin air to take on the seven dwarves. The battle wasn't that entertaining but Justin and Snow watched on. King Kong was able to sneak up and grab Snow and run away, trampling a few dwarves and beliebers. King Kong stopped by the Friendship festival in Fort Erie, Ontario. He was too big for the rides so decided to leave but forgot Snow White behind. She's been with her dwarves for years and now she was alone and scared. She asked a wise old man what was going on and he said there was an AC/DC concert so they watched it together and he went on his way. Now a little more relaxed from meeting someone she began looking at the Peace bridge in amazement when she noticed an alligator following her from the festival. She thought “surely this can't be the same alligator but what are the odds of running into two in the same day” She tried to swim across the Niagara river to get away. Not thinking that an alligator could swim too. luckily the gator had troubles with the current and headed towards Niagara falls. She didn't know what story she was in but this world was weird to her. While she was in the United states she headed straight for the president to inform him of King Kong stealing all of the salt. Upon hearing her story he offered to escort her back to Canada. The first thing they did was meet up with the Prime Minister and went to the Fort Erie racetrack. The night was coming to an end and both the President, and the Prime Minister, pulled out glass slippers. She replied angrily “I'm not Cinderella... I'm Snow White” she felt really awkward after their mistake so she headed for Ice cream in Niagara Falls. She was there for two days and literally ate the entire selection and was so full that she decided to go for a walk down to the Horseshoe falls. The crowd watched in dismay as she stood too close to the edge and started to teeter. No one knew whether she was going to fall or not. Suddenly Valentin Micheal Smith appeared in his Martian spacecraft, “Grok” he exclaimed, rubbed elbows with snow, and a child was born. A child with half-green, half human characteristics, fully able to understand both English and Martian came forth. . . . . Just then a bright blinding flash occurred and a man woke up in his bed from his book induced dream. Slowly the man emerged out of bed and closed the books that lay before him. He tried to comprehend the weird dreams he's been having. He was snapped back into reality by a shrill high pitched scream, standing before him was a girl wearing ripped and bloody clothing. She stared at him blankly and then whispered “help us” and disappeared. He swore he's saw this girl before but he couldn't recall where from, he didn't even know who he was for that matter. The man stumbled back abruptly as she disappeared entirely from view, he almost thought that he'd been imagining the whole thing. Just when he thought things couldn't get weirder there was a knock at the door. He couldn't decide whether he wanted to answer it or hide. He decided to try and open it but he couldn't open the door, he checked the windows but couldn't get them open either, he was locked in the house. As soon as he realized he was trapped it's almost like the room was getting smaller until all he could see was pitch black darkness. Chapter 4- “Library Land is a mess” and the beginning of the end. “So we agree, I send you back up there and spare your life, and you'll give me the gold tooth right?” proposed the devil. “If it needs to be done or us to live, then take it, devil” barked Rudolph. “Please, call me Lou” he replied. Rudolph was saddened at the thought of giving up the tooth he tried to take it out many times but he just couldn't do it. Lou was much faster and growing impatient and so snatched it up. Bert from accounting had a change of heart and tried to grab the tooth back. The two of them were rolling around on the ground trying to take it from each other while Rudolph sat there and watched. Lou out-matched him in every way but Bert kept a good grip on it. Lou did manage to overcome an take possession of the tooth before and leaped up the hole and out of sight. Rudolph and Bert were left in Hell, gold toothless, and alone. When Lou climbed out of the hole he saw Bambi frantically looking for Rudolph and the deer was unaware that Rudolph fell into Hell. Lou introduced himself and the two of them walked and talked, Bambi explained the predicament and Lou asked questions about Rudolph and/or the gold tooth. They hopped behind a rock when they noticed Cupid walking in the distance. Bambi was going to jump out and ask him for help but Lou told him to stay put. Good thing because Darth Maul and Darth Vader were walking just a few steps behind, just as Bambi was contemplating how to save him they heard Cupid say “Rudolph has got to be here somewhere, then I'll have the tooth” He wasn't kidnapped but searching for Rudolph to acquire the gold tooth. They let them pass and got away unnoticed. Along their path they saw the shadow of a man running away with a really large bag, they thought they'd follow. Bambi was in hot pursuit of the man, he was a few steps ahead. He dropped the bag and Bambi went stumbling over it. When Bambi looked up there was a weird man with an equally weird sounding voice and accent, he called himself Goldmember. . . . . On a highway not too far away Papa smurf said to Elvis “High five” because not only because he save them from the oompa loompa attack but he was driving the pink Cadillac with his knees. Elvis asked if Smurfette would join him next in a duet but they realized she wasn't there, they left her at the cabin with the oompa loompas. They didn't turn back around they continued singing and drive away. Alvin looked ahead and noticed a man hitchhiking, he suggested they should pick him up. Elvis didn't want to but they ended up picking him up anyway. When he hopped in he didn't tell them where he wanted to go, or even what his name was, in fact he didn't say a single word. While riding in the packed car, Alvin started to miss the other two chipmunks, it's been so long since he had seen them. He decided he no longer wanted to be part of this group and jumped out of the window. It didn't hurt him because he's a chipmunk, and has jumped out of a few cars in his lifetime. He walked down the road trying to figure out where he was but it was hopeless, he was lost. He walked until his legs were about to give out. He noticed a giant bag ahead, as he walked closer he noticed a man standing next to a deer. He decided to check what was in the bag. He was able to sneak up to the them unnoticed because chipmunks have amazing stealth skills and can approach anyone without being heard. Alvin opened and jumped in the bag and it was full of gold. Alvin tried to stuff as much into his shirt as he could but plans went sour when the bag closed on him and started to move. He was being carried somewhere and he didn't want to scream because then the man would know he was trying to steal the gold. He chewed a tiny hole through the bag, it was just enough that he can see in front of him. He could see a deer on a leash being walked by the man. Alvin read the name on the collar and found out it was Bambi. The deer then looked back and noticed Alvin but he made a sign for him to stay quiet, so Bambi didn't say a word and actually created a diversion every time Goldmember went to open the bag. They walked through the forest for an hour or so until they reached the giant Golden door. They stared at it for a few minutes, amazed at its size. “Now that we have the bag, my end of the bargain is done; I shall be rewarded” said Goldmember to Bambi as he opened the door into the darkness. . . . . “Turn up the radio” demanded Papa smurf, he just heard a report that said n new Bookshelf King would be crowned tonight”. “Isn't that just great” sighed the hitch-hiker “Arthur was the best bookshelf king because he could keep the whole world in line. What if the next leader isn't good and we all plunge closer to the darkness? We could all end up slaves by tomorrow... Or worse”. “Who are you?” asked Elvis as he slowly pulled over the Cadillac. “My name is Jack and boy do I have a story to tell you” replied the stranger but was cut off by a knock on the window. . . . . Lou watched as Goldmember and Bambi went through the golden door, as soon as they closed the door behind them he made his way to the parked pink Cadillac. He walked up to the car nice and slow, everyone was staring at Jack waiting for him to tell his story. Lou knocked on the window causing Elvis to jump and then he opened the window. Lou asked if they would give him a ride to the Golden door, it was already packed and they didn't have room but agreed and they set off. . . . . Alvin had never been to Central Bookshelf before. When they entered the room he saw a a giant crowd of people arguing over different topics. “Where is my daughter?” asked Lewis, King of Child Land and the Land of Small creatures. “She will be right back” exclaimed Margaret as the King began rambling off threats he could do for revenge. “Shiblets, come here!” whispered Margaret “Please find the Duchess before he starts burning things, also where is the fingernail? It's the last piece we need”. “whatever you ask of me my lady, it shall be done” Shiblets ran off through the crowd. The room was way too chaotic that no one noticed him slip out. “the rest of the gold is at the spot, my queen” said Goldmember silently behind Margaret's ear. “How about the rest of the minions, do you know if they've obtained the other pieces?” replied Margaret. “I haven't heard from them yet but I can't see why you wouldn't have all the them by the end of the day” said Goldmember. “if they don't get here soon everyone will start throwing books and then I'll never be the Bookshelf Queen” said Margaret. Unknowingly Niche was listening to the whole conversation and heard everything, including Margaret send Shiblets off to find the Duchess. He told King Stephen what he's heard and left silently in pursuit of the tiger. “Can I have everyone’s attention” said King Stephen who was now starting the Royal speech, as soon as he started many things happened at once. Margaret took the opportunity while everyone was focused on the King of Horror, grabbed the remaining pieces of King Triton’s staff and slipped out the back unseen, or so she thought. Luckily Goldmember was so mesmerized by the royal speech that Bambi could also slip away to try and find Alvin. Elvis and the gang walked in the front door and noticed almost everyone was paying very close attention to King Stephen, the only two that weren't were Jack -the shy young man Elvis had picked up, and Agatha. Jack had caught eyes with Agatha and couldn't pay attention to anything else. Agatha was looking for her sister, Margaret whom she noticed was gone. She knew her sister was head of one of the most popular sections, so it didn't make sense why she was missing from the Royal speech which she would have to speak too. “Library land is a mess, we need to...” this was all of the royal speech Agatha heard as she left the meeting in pursuit of her sister. Chapter 5 - The Crown of the Highest head and the Hand of the Strongest wizard. Arthur Shiblets was walking through the forest trying to locate the Duchess but his third eye couldn't see where she was, it was immune to royalty. He knew he needed Harry Potter so he went in search of him first. He showed up to the party and spotted Hermoine talking with Jay Daws and Harry was tossing Dimitri's Hummer keys over his head between Anhel, Jyd and McMuff. Shiblets jumped towards Harry and demanded Harry follow him. Jay said “Am I trippin' or did that tiger just talk?” Never mind that” said Jyd “look! It has three eyes”. The tiger growled which left everything quiet “Where is the Duchess, can you locate her?” asked Shiblets. “What do you mean where is the Duchess? I haven't saw her since the meeting” replied Harry. “It was you that banished her wasn't it Harry? But why? You must be after crown... Aren't you?” said a deceitful Shiblets. “I'm starting to think bad thoughts about you and your intentions Mr Shiblets” said Harry “Whose side are you on and what do you want with us, or the fingernail?” “I want to fix the staff you broke” replied Shiblets. Harry was silent and ashamed because he had forgot that he broke the staff and put his head down. A deep voice came from behind them and Shiblets recognized it instantly as his friend Niche. “Tell them the truth Shiblets... Warn them at least” . . . . Meanwhile Margaret climbed to the top of Poetry Peak, which was the highest bookshelf in all of library land. Unknowing to her she was being followed by three people, but they were not together. She got to the top and looked into the distance, her partners were nowhere to be seen so she put the bag down, the pieces of the staff on the table, and started to place them onto a table nearby. Bambi approached the bag of gold silently -just like chipmunks deer make no sound when walking. Bambi went to open the bag but was unable to untie it. A large creature could be seen approaching so Bambi ran and hid behind an old rock. A woman, who was Agatha, was also hiding behind the rock. They both watched as King Kong approached and threw a large bag of stuff into a hole that was glowing like a campfire. “Can you bring that bag to my castle for me?” She pointed to the bag Alvin was in then she continued to herself “Now just the fingernail and the secret ingredient and it's complete” King Kong grabbed the bag. . . . . Meanwhile back at the party Shiblets was entangled in an stare down with Niche the Elf, it was Niche who broke the silence by saying “Don't do this Shiblets, you could ruin everything and throw library land into chaos. That would only result in all of our books vanquishing together, do you want that?” “I just want to fix the staff he broke” Shiblets pointed to Harry trying to divert the attention away from himself. “The staff didn't even break did it? He needs to know the truth, tell him”. “What is Niche talking about Shiblets?” asked a confused Harry. “Niche watch what you say” said Shiblets before Niche snarled back “While you're at it, tell him the truth about the fingernail and this whole quest he's on” Harry now curious and furious stood up and pointed his wand at Shiblets and demanded he explain himself. Shiblets laughed and Harry was even more confused “I will banish you if you take one more step towards me” screamed Harry.
“You don't have enough power, no one but royalty has that much power anymore. Besides, what makes you think I don't have more power than you?”. “you're just a three eyed talking tiger, I'm not afraid of you, or any power you have” Harry pointing his wand at Shiblets but nothing happened. Hermoine tried to blast a stupify spell towards Shiblets but the spell turned in to a cloud of smoke around him. “Poor kids, you have no idea who I am, do you?” Shiblets started to shape shift around and revealed his true form for everyone to see. . . . . Back on Poetry Peak Agatha and Bambi were working out a plan for how they could save Alvin. “Just waiting for the wizard to bring the fingernail and we'll have every ingredient needed to forge it” said Margaret to King Kong “Then Library Land will finally be at peace, under the rule of a new leader, one who'll be feared and respected by all it's citizens, unlike Arthur”. “She plans to steal the crown and become the leader of Library Land, I have to stop this” whispered Agatha as she jumped out, “Sister, stop this now”. “Poor Agatha, you're the last person I wanted to hear this” “Stop this nonsense, I bet you could have won the vote fairly, you're very respected. Why steal the crown?” Agatha said in a soft tone. “stealing?” said Margaret with a shocked look on her face “You mean this crown?” “how did you acquire?...that's the... Where's the Bookshelf King?...You didn't?” “All these questions young Agatha and no one who can answer them but me. Arthur was a really nice man who kept things simple and organized but where's the fun in that? I could handle Library Land just as good as anyone... Oh the great changes I would make” Margaret was saying this with such glee that she wasn't paying attention to anything else. Agatha cut her off. “I'm the Queen of History so I, better than anyone know you're not allowed to put that crown on your head, if you did you'd be banished forever. You realize that right?”. “Banished, yes, but that's only if I wear this crown” Margaret raised it high in the air and tossed it into the fire. “Why did you destroy it? This makes no sense” They watched as a giant blue flame rose into the air like a swirling tornado. . . . . Back at the party, Harry was looking at Shiblets in amazement, everyone was. A second ago they were looking at a three eyed talking tiger and now he's the wizard snowman. “No one ever expects the snowman” said Shiblets “...But I have many faces that will amaze you. Give me your hand boy, or I will banish you all” Harry gave him his hand and Shiblets clipped his fingernail. “Please explain, I'm a little confused now” said Harry. “Don't you get it? For the new era to come forth, one needs the crown of the highest head, and a fragment of the strongest wizards hand” said Shiblets. “That's why he found you in the first place” said Hermoine. Harry blasted back “So if I'm the most powerful wizard in all of Library Land why did my spell not work on you?” “honestly Harry, you're ten times the wizard I am but I outsmarted you because you see, I am older than you and in return much wiser. I developed a plan to send you on a quest to make you weaker than me, on your own. Then, and only then, would I reveal my identity and rise above you” Shiblets was now mad with power and his voice grew more evil with every new word he said. “That still doesn't explain how I became weaker than you?” said Harry. “I knew you couldn't resist the temptation to taste such a rare fruit, it only grows from the La-La-Gullom tree. Then when you travelled through the Maze it drained your magic, it won't be permanent but by the time they return I'll be the ruler of Library Land. Now that I have your fingernail no one can stop me...” Shiblets proceeded to laugh while he jumped into the fire and melted. Chapter 6 - The New Bookshelf Queen, Ruler of Library Land Agatha was pleading with her sister to stop while Margaret said a few words into the fire and suddenly it was just smoke. “What are you making?” said Agatha in a desperate plea for her sister to talk and it worked “You know as well as I do, so stop trying to distract me!” replied Margaret. Out of the ashes came pouring a pile of water, after a few seconds it started to raise up off the ground, taking the shape of a tiger. Margaret screamed out “finally! Now give me the fingernail” and he handed it right over with a mischievous grin. “I have everything I need, now Shiblets, silence Agatha” and she threw the fingernail into the fire. Instantly a flash of light nearly blinded everyone and when it dimmed away, a crown stood before their eyes. “I Margaret, the Queen of Fiction, nominate myself, as the new leader of Library Land. With no other parties objecting I pronounce me, Queen of Library Land” and she put on the crown. “Take that gold and escort Agatha out of here, somewhere far away. NO! Better yet, make her watch what's about to happen. I want Agatha to hear everything because this is about to be worthy of the history books” King Kong picked up Agatha and they all headed back to the Royal Meeting. . . . . “I'm glad to see we have order in this place finally, ghat was an amazing speech King Stephen” King Ernest paused for applause. He saw the crowd shaking hands and cheering him as he spoke. “I second the notion to elect Stephen as the new Bookshelf king, and if I count correctly that's the majority. So let me do the honour of announcing King Stephen, the Faithful leader and ruler of the horror section, as the new ruler of Library Land... The bookshelf King”. Just then King Kong busted down the door and roared so loud it was literally breaking glasses of wine and coffee. Luckily Niche wasn't here or his glasses would have shattered. King Stephen was already wearing the crown so he warned King Kong he would banish him back to his book but King Kong continued. The new Bookshelf King tried to banish him but nothing happened. “I don't understand, the Bookshelf King has the power to banish anyone, why can't I banish him?” The room went into chaos again and everyone was screaming and panicking. “That's because you are not the ruler of Library Land your highness” said Shiblets who was approaching from behind him. “Then who is?” replied King Stephen. “There is no bookshelf King anymore, we're entering a new era. History will be made today and reshaped forever. You see, we now have a Bookshelf Queen and by her rule none of you will ever step out of line again” Shiblets then growled at the crowd. King Stephen saw Margaret approaching and said “Good it's Margaret, the Queen of Fiction. Help me banish thes...” He was cut off by Margaret screaming “Don't ever call me that again, if you do I will banish you. See, I am the new Bookshelf Queen, and I alone now rule Library Land. Everyone listen up, there will be no more speaking out of line or I will send you to a hole so deep that it would take you a month to climb out. If you manage to get out and you speak out of line again, I will have your books burned”. “You don't have the power to do that, only my family does” said King Lewis. “I have the power to do anything I want, you see not only am I ruler of Library Land but I am in command of the strongest creature in Library Land, you all already know King Kong. I'm also blessed by having the most powerful wizard and shape-shifter that's ever existed, Mr Arthur Shiblets, as my right hand man. No one can stop me now, is there anyone in the crowd that can stop me?”. No one moved nor said a single word, it was silence throughout the whole place. King Stephen looked furious and Margaret has always been afraid of him, and his secret power. Margaret tried to banish him before he could use it. It didn't work so she tried again with someone else in the room, again no one was banished. “Why isn't this working Shiblets?” screamed Margaret. “Maybe it's because you're not the Bookshelf Queen, or maybe you're just doing it wrong” replied Shiblets. He pulled the crown right off her head and threw her up against the wall and she couldn't move. She watched as he shifted his shape into a manly figure instead of a tiger. “Isn't that Lou?” asked Papa Smurf and Elvis replied “I believe so little buddy, this is about to get messy...Be ready all right” “listen here, Margaret. Don't think for one second that you were the right person to be queen. You're a bad woman yes, but this much power deserves to be with someone evil, someone worthy of this much control” King Stephen lunged at Shiblets but he banished King Stephen. A bright light flashed throughout the room and suddenly there was a book laying where a king once stood. Everyone was shocked and curious as to how he could banish a king, he wasn't royalty or had any royal attachments to the throne... So they thought. Margaret was first to step up saying “Why did it work for you and not me?” “You were missing a piece for the crown, the jewel, the only part that could give it power. I obtained it secretly behind your back and when it's this close to the crown it has a hundred times the amount of power you could have on your own. Now imagine what kind of power this will have when I give this crown to the real ruler of Library Land, someone who is already royalty” Shiblets barely finished before Margaret burst out saying “The real ruler, isn't that you now?” he laughed before saying “Nope”. He was holding a shiny, bright, golden jewel high into the air. “The gold tooth” shouted Bambi as he ran towards Shiblets but he conjured another blinding flash and Bambi was gone, but not like King Stephen because there was no book. “When this crown was forged it had certain ingredients that would give the new ruler much stronger power than any previous leader's had before. Not only can the new ruler go into any book and banish characters, but they can re-write books entirely... Let me introduce myself to everyone in my truest form, I am Arthur Louis Shiblets the 2nd. I'm here tonight to pass forth a new reign of command. Now that I place this on the top of the crown it acts as the official crown to all other crowns. It's bearer, is now the rightful ruler and head of Library Land. So not to waste anymore of your time, let me introduce to you the new ruler of Library Land. My wife Agatha, the new Bookshelf Queen”.
Chapter 1. The Queen of Fiction and the Gold Tooth.
Margaret, or as the people of Library Land call her, the Queen Of Fiction, rose on an evening like any other. She checked if the pages to her book were wrinkled or corners were creased. Then she slowly made her way to her throne on top of the bookshelf. On a typical night, she would receive a paper airplane from the head of Library Land, the Bookshelf King. This paper airplane carries a list that shows which books have been rented on that day and for how long they would be absent from the library. It's the responsibility of the ruler of each section to read this document and report back with an inventory of their own. Margaret would glance through the list of books that had gone missing and shrug. Because this was a popular library, books would come and go regularly. Lately, Margaret had been paying close attention to the name at the top of list. Arthur, the Bookshelf King himself is two months past his due date. It took only two weeks for panic to set in; Residents from the Teens section were spending days in the Horror section, romancers with the Fiction people, basically no one wanted to stay in their respective sections and it was chaos. Each of the 10 Kings and Queens who run their respective sections were trying to keep their people in line while tending to the people of capital as well. Central Bookshelf is the capital of Library Land and a place where the Bookshelf King had lived for many years. Since he was elected, there have been only 3 royal meetings. The first was to designate King Stephen as the new ruler of the Horror section, The second to switch the placement of the Non-Fiction section to the eastern side of the library so that the Romance section was closer to the entrance and the third, to elect three new kings and a queen to the council ending the book burning revolution. It seems that the Bookshelf King has called an emergency meeting in Central Bookshelf before his book was rented. The purpose of this meeting is to elect a new leader of Library Land. Margaret had longed for an opportunity like this to arise. Should she be Queen of Library Land, she would get rid of the sections she found useless. The Childcare’s section would be replaced with How-to books and Fantasy would be history. She made her way to a rather large bookshelf with a luxurious trim that resembled the Golden Gates of Heaven. She made her way into the gates and onto the tip top of the bookshelf, into a room with a red carpet leading to a conference table. There's a water cooler on the right hand side of the room and a hot pot of coffee on the counter. A squire rose at her entrance: "Chere' guests, the Queen of Fiction has arrived. Your highness, I trust you remember your peers?"
On the right hand side of the queen sat Tom, King of the Action section. To her left sat her younger sister Agatha, the Queen of History. Agatha rose to give her sister a hug. She introduced her to J from the Fantasy Shelf who then introduced her to Sue, Queen of the Children's section and Neil, King of Teen Fiction. Margaret grabbed some water and made her way back to her seat. She glanced over at her longtime friend Caroline from Romance and gave her a smile. Then she looked over at grumpy King Ernest of Non-Fiction. He gave her a smile and she scowled back at him. The doors opened again and out came two shadows. The one on the right she knew, she was terrified of Stein, the man on the left burst through without saying a word. He sat to the right of where King Stephen was placed. When Stephen took his place at the helm of the table, he nodded at Margaret and he spoke: "Let the meeting begin." Ernest jumps in “This had better be quick, I have several essays on accounting to catalogue today and if it's late the students will revolt. The ones that will be angry would throw books and that could get messy” All the lights shattered simultaneously leaving a dead quiet amongst the room until an alarm sounded a moment later. It was indicating an evil bookworm invasion. The kings and Queens ordered in a group of gigantic, ugly, smelly dudes and without a moments notice put on their battle gear and battled the evil bookworms for several hours. After they were finished they were, tired, hungry, and hurt. The kings and queens gave the army breakfast for their victory and were about to re-start their meeting when a group of Oompa Loompas invaded causing another battle. The army worked out a battle cry and were about to attack them but the Smurfs came to the aide of the Oompa Loompas and formed a triangular battle formation and defeated the army. It was at this moment that the whine of electric guitars could be heard rising from a swirling mist. “What the Smurf is that?” cried Papa Smurf. They heard the drums start beating and keyboard start playing and they instantly recognized the song: “It's Elvis!” Papa said happily. “Only the Elvians would play this tune right now. They saw Alvin and the Chipmunks charge from the side, they took over the stage and began rocking out to one of their songs with the King of rock and roll. Everyone stopped fighting instantly and was struck in a trance watching Elvis, most decided it was time to listen to metal and go to bed. And the kings and queens continued their meeting. When the armies woke it was pouring. Alvin noticed a cabin just down the hill so the Chipmunks and Smurfs went and hid inside. The chipmunks started singing and Papa Smurf burst out in outrage at the fact they always sing first. They were about to start fighting when great, big, dark clouds came in and a storm erupted from nowhere. Smurfette was crying and the Chipmunks started screaming, everyone was scared. The winds were getting so strong it almost blew the cabin over. When all seemed lost Elvis pulled up in his pink Cadillac to save all of them. Just as the last Smurf was inside they saw the Oompa Loompas invading yelling in chants of rage, they demand a new bookshelf king. Elvis put the pedal to the metal, running over a few Oompa Loompas and crashing into the cabin on his way out, causing it to collapse. Mr. Clean lived next door and started to clean the whole thing up, that angered one of his long time enemies Oscar the Grouch who was inside the trash can he started throwing stuff into. Owen, Jon, and Ethan were hanging out by a pool watching this unfold. They decided to eat a pie that Oscar threw out of the trash with their friend Brodie before swimming. Since the four of them ate pies that were in the garbage they couldn't stop getting sick. Mr. Clean tried to clean it up but he got sick as well. It would seem that this quickly became a contagious airborne disease. Every person who came within ten feet of an infected person started throwing up. The only solution was to send Dr. Who into the future to find a cure for “Pie-itis”. The futuristic King Kong was the keeper of the cure, so Dr. Who called upon his sidekick Supercow to and try and defeat him. . . . . Back in the past King Midas was going for a walk and noticed his shoe was untied, when he leaned on a tree to bend down, he turned it to gold. “I keep forgetting about the hand” he laughed to himself. When leaning down an arrow narrowly missed his head so Midas started running. “Why did I walk into the woods without my guards, it's probably Robin Hood” It wasn't Robin Hood though it was Goldmember and when Midas looked back he had already stolen the tree. On his journey away from his attacker the king ran into three deer who could talk. Rudolph was the oldest of the deer and Cupid was the youngest. Bambi was the middle deer and was secretly in love with Rudolph. Cupid had always been jealous of Rudolph because when he smiled he had a gold tooth that shimmered in the sun. He got it from his mom when he was young. If only he knew Cupid had a plot to steal the tooth. Darth Vader, Darth Maul, and Bert from Accounting had set out on a devilishly smart plot to steal his tooth. They're a loud bunch of bandits so Midas was able to hide before they spotted them and all the deer scurried off. Bambi blocked the first attack attempt while Rudolph went running. In the heavy commotion Rudolph looked behind him and tripped over a tree stump and dropped his tooth. Bert from Accounting was right there to grab it and run with Rudolph in hot pursuit. The two of them were running without looking where they were going and both fell into a giant chasm where they fell for about 14 hours. They landed in Hell but the Devil saved them, in return... for the tooth. Chapter 2. The Fruit, the Fingernail, and the French fry foreshadow. Meanwhile Back in Library Land the Royal meeting was still being held, sometimes these meetings can take a month or two to finish. An unexpected intruder barged in the room and demanded to be heard, it was the Duchess Patricia, Ruler of Child Land and Land of Small Creatures. “I, the duchess would love the opportunity to be the new Bookshelf Queen” Agatha replied “Never has there been a queen so vile and never will there be” “never have I been so insulted. I do deserve respect, don't I?” No one seemed to care about her outburst, the whole room was quiet as if she hadn't even said a word. The duchess waited anxiously for anyone in the room to agree with her but no one said a word. That's when Harry stepped out of his invisibility cloak and said “Why are you so angry?” The duchess looked shocked to how everyone was treating her. “How would you feel if everyone you knew, hated you?” “I know how it feels, trust me” said Harry as he cast the spell “Stupify” and the duchess became frozen. To relieve some tension harry suggested singing “Another One Stupified” and danced a merry polka. In his careless dancing he tripped over the throne and broke the staff of King Triton. “Chea” said the Wizard Snowman. No one contemplated the sudden appearance of the snowman, it seemed wizards appear suddenly around here all the time. Agatha ordered that Harry he had go on the journey to fix the staff because without it there would be a revolution. In order to fix the staff Harry must find the Rettop fingernail. To find the fingernail's location he must acquire the magical fruit from the rare La-la-Gollum tree. No one spoke for a minute and the suspense grew. Harry called upon his magical unicorn and left as the meeting continued... Harry and the unicorn travelled for many hours. While walking through the forest they spotted three trolls blowing bubbles ahead. Harry's unicorn was afraid of bubbles so it ran away. When the trolls spotted Harry, they ran at him and started blowing them into his eyes, attempting to distract him from seeing them. Harry was swinging his wand trying to block the bubbles but there was too much of them and he was overwhelmed. Hermoine appeared in the nick of time to cast a spell to save Harry, turning all three trolls into squirrels. The two scurried away climbing trees but the smallest stayed in place and stared at them. Harry thought it was trying to talk but as they took a step towards it, the squirrel climbed up the nearest tree and knocked down a giant piece of fruit. “This must be the fruit; look how it glowing” said Harry. He grabbed it in his good arm and jokingly said “with this fruit I banish thee!” Harry was trying to be funny and look cool in front of Hermoine but back in Library Land the Duchess Patricia disappeared. The kings and queens were in shock and started panicking because her father, the King of Child Land and the Land of Small creatures, would be angry. The most recent time he was angry it caused three books to be burned. They're gone forever now forever. Meanwhile in the forest Harry and Hermoine were walking for days. They were running out of food and didn't know what to do. Sitting at a fire one night they decided they should eat the fruit. They didn't regret doing so because it filled their bellies. Suddenly out of nowhere William Shakespeare appeared. Harry tried to ask him questions but he recited a speech he wrote for them instead. “Do not worry about the path you're upon; learn friend from foe and you'll do fine. Know not, what you or your friends will do, for some of us... precious... is time. Under a mushroom and within a tree sits a gift more precious than gold. It may become your undoing but that's another days story to be told. . He vanished after saying this and they left right away. As they were walking away Shakespeare could hear saying “It's still a divinity that shapes our ends, no matter how well you sing” On their way across the bridge they saw the giant maze in front of them. As they entered they realized that they couldn't use their magical powers anymore. On the path they ran into a tiger, it was a very unusual one because it had three eyes. Behind him a dark figure stood, Niche was his name and he was an outcast amongst the elves. “does your third eye have magical powers” asked Harry. “I can see... through things” replied the tiger. ”Maybe you can help us locate a magical fingernail that might be in here?” “Let's see your hand” said the the tiger as he shook his head agreeing to help. They were about to set off when Hermoine skeptically asked “Before we set off do you have a name tiger?” “The name's Shiblets, Arthur Shiblets and this is Niche” After walking for what seemed like days they made it to a clearing. Harry felt incredibly drained and needed to nap but they wouldn't let him. They saw a light sprinkling up ahead of them so they decided to go to it. When they arrived Harry approached it and picked up a tiny piece of silver that looked like a boomerang. He became so exhausted at this point that as soon as he touched it he fell asleep. He awoke back in Library Land in front of the kings and queens. The squire was first to speak. saying “Nothing happened when we put the fingernail on to the staff, why?” Agatha suggested they look in a book and find the answer. Shiblets quickly spoke up saying “I can show you the book in which you seek but first you must do something for me” “Where did you find a three eyed talking tiger?” asked King Stephen.
“Maybe I found them” replied Shiblets “I'm just saying I've never read the book you're from and that's rare. What are we supposed to do for you?” King Stephen barely finished his sentence before Shiblets interrupted “obtain the Bookshelf Kings crown”
“why do you deserve the crown? You've wasted all of our time by grabbing the wrong fingernail” said a very angry Hermoine. “Have I? Maybe there's a deeper meaning to the fingernail. Things you don't understand. Maybe you have to look deeper? My third eye sees the way” He pointed to a book Agatha was holding “there is a book that has the answers you seek” Niche looked around saddened and Hermoine noticed “Niche why are you saddened by this book?” “I can't see since my glasses broke yesterday” replied Niche. 'Oculas Reparo” blasted Hermoine and suddenly the glasses were fixed. Niche was so happyhe could see again and he danced. Everyone was about to start reading when a burst at the door had them startled. It was Harry's unicorn and it stole the book and proceeded to shred it up. Suddenly unknowing to everyone Harry and Hermoine were transported to a party. The first group of people they talked to were three guys who introduced themselves as Jyd, McMuff, and Anhel. After a few minutes had passed they started to hear the bumping of some bass and looked over as a Hummer pulled up. It was a man named Dimitri and the first thing he yelled was “YOLO”. Quick as lightning Harry sprung up and cast a spell on him for using such foul language. Dimitri fell over. They thought Dimitri was dead but it seemed that he had more than one life and arose from the dead. “He better not be a vampire now” said Anhel before McMuff answered “I think he's a zombie bro” Someone at the party was cooking french fries over the fire and forgot about them, they caught fire and ignited into flames. A man named Jay Daws was staring at the fire, daydreaming and mesmerized by the flames he foresaw a great battle.
From the mists of his mind, a gargantuan monster appeared. It could only have been King Kong and he stood in front of both Queen Margaret and Harry Potter. It looked like all three were going to fight when King Kong picked up Margaret and swatted Harry with his massive hand. That's when King Kong noticed Dr. Who and Supercow marching ahead. Margaret must have knew what was about to happen because she vanished into a cloud of smoke and the battle began. Chapter 3. The Keeper of the Cure and the Caged lion Years before Margaret met King Kong he was walking through a desert. The first thing he noticed was a caravan of camels laden down with blocks of salt so he snatched them all. King Kong being so much taller than everything could see the damage done by the desert fighters in the last Word war. Lost in his feelings of the destruction he noticed a group of dwarves who were fighting for their cause. They started arguing with King Kong to leave their salt alone when Snow White came bursting through the crowd wearing a banana costume. King Kong laughed and said “Silly girl, your precious dwarves will never get their salt back” He snatched up Snow White, the dwarves, and the salt and disappeared. When they stopped it was pitch black and nothing could be seen except a shimmering light far off into the abyss. It seemed to have it's own pulsating glow. King Kong put them down and they began to walk towards the light, with every step came an even brighter glow. The dwarvess and Snow White were amazed to find whole walls full of gold, King Kong doesn't like gold. Even before the first piece of gold had been mined they were already planning what they were going to do with the gold. Dwarf One said “Let's buy tickets to see One direction! I love them so much”
The second dwarf said “No!! they suck”, and the third “you are both wrong! Justin Bieber all the way!!” The fourth dwarf who was the smallest of them all said “All boy bands suck, I'm sure we can find something better to spend the money on. Like for instance, we could each pay for a Ferrari, if we should choose too” Snow White said she would also buy a Ferrari. A zombie apocalypse started within Port Colborne -which was the name of dwarf #5, his love and passion exploding at the idea of owning a Ferrari. The seventh Dwarf whose name was Toast suggested “Let's trade the gold in for cash”. “I wouldn't buy a car, I'd buy a mansion and finally move out of my Hobbit-Hole” said the sixth dwarf who was lost in his thoughts of moving. The dwarves were rambling on about what they'd spend the money on and didn't even notice King Kong mined and stole the gold until he was already running away. They were too small and slow to catch up. They found a path that led them back out to the desert where they walked for a days. Parched and nearly dehydrated they came across an oasis in which they started drinking. After a few minutes they felt so waterlogged they could barely move, which wasn't good because an alligator surfaced and started swimming towards them. Dwarf One pulled out nunchucks and was ready to fight. Dwarf #3 ran away screaming and threw #2 in front of the alligator. Dwarf #4 used as Port Colborne as a dwarven shield and cowered away. Toast was the only dwarf who improvised, using a sea shell to try and fight away the alligator. Snow White forgot about her pouch, she opened it and grabbed a pinch of dust and threw it in the air freezing everyone on the spot. Snow White was surprised at how powerful her pouch was, she had never used it before. She tossed a whole handful into the air and it made them disappear. The dwarves woke up and looked around, a second ago they were in danger from an alligator and now they're in some sort of arena. Suddenly in the darkest part of the place a stage lit up. It had Justin Bieber and One direction ready to play. Snow White was taken by surprise, “What kind of magic could bring these people together in our time of need?” “this must be a nightmare” gasped Toast. Unsatisfied with the performance the dwarves said that Justin Bieber sang like a goat. Snow White ran on stage like a star-struck girl. In all the commotion and chaos Snow was knocked off stage, she hit her head and became unconscious. She awoke to Justin hovering over her telling her that everything that's happened was a dream and that nothing she's done was real. She was so shocked she hit him really hard and screamed “I actually wish King Kong was here right now”. The seven dwarves had finally realized what was happening and came to the rescue of Snow White by attacking Justin. This didn't last long because out of nowhere seven Beliebers appeared out of thin air to take on the seven dwarves. The battle wasn't that entertaining but Justin and Snow watched on. King Kong was able to sneak up and grab Snow and run away, trampling a few dwarves and beliebers. King Kong stopped by the Friendship festival in Fort Erie, Ontario. He was too big for the rides so decided to leave but forgot Snow White behind. She's been with her dwarves for years and now she was alone and scared. She asked a wise old man what was going on and he said there was an AC/DC concert so they watched it together and he went on his way. Now a little more relaxed from meeting someone she began looking at the Peace bridge in amazement when she noticed an alligator following her from the festival. She thought “surely this can't be the same alligator but what are the odds of running into two in the same day” She tried to swim across the Niagara river to get away. Not thinking that an alligator could swim too. luckily the gator had troubles with the current and headed towards Niagara falls. She didn't know what story she was in but this world was weird to her. While she was in the United states she headed straight for the president to inform him of King Kong stealing all of the salt. Upon hearing her story he offered to escort her back to Canada. The first thing they did was meet up with the Prime Minister and went to the Fort Erie racetrack. The night was coming to an end and both the President, and the Prime Minister, pulled out glass slippers. She replied angrily “I'm not Cinderella... I'm Snow White” she felt really awkward after their mistake so she headed for Ice cream in Niagara Falls. She was there for two days and literally ate the entire selection and was so full that she decided to go for a walk down to the Horseshoe falls. The crowd watched in dismay as she stood too close to the edge and started to teeter. No one knew whether she was going to fall or not. Suddenly Valentin Micheal Smith appeared in his Martian spacecraft, “Grok” he exclaimed, rubbed elbows with snow, and a child was born. A child with half-green, half human characteristics, fully able to understand both English and Martian came forth. . . . . Just then a bright blinding flash occurred and a man woke up in his bed from his book induced dream. Slowly the man emerged out of bed and closed the books that lay before him. He tried to comprehend the weird dreams he's been having. He was snapped back into reality by a shrill high pitched scream, standing before him was a girl wearing ripped and bloody clothing. She stared at him blankly and then whispered “help us” and disappeared. He swore he's saw this girl before but he couldn't recall where from, he didn't even know who he was for that matter. The man stumbled back abruptly as she disappeared entirely from view, he almost thought that he'd been imagining the whole thing. Just when he thought things couldn't get weirder there was a knock at the door. He couldn't decide whether he wanted to answer it or hide. He decided to try and open it but he couldn't open the door, he checked the windows but couldn't get them open either, he was locked in the house. As soon as he realized he was trapped it's almost like the room was getting smaller until all he could see was pitch black darkness. Chapter 4- “Library Land is a mess” and the beginning of the end. “So we agree, I send you back up there and spare your life, and you'll give me the gold tooth right?” proposed the devil. “If it needs to be done or us to live, then take it, devil” barked Rudolph. “Please, call me Lou” he replied. Rudolph was saddened at the thought of giving up the tooth he tried to take it out many times but he just couldn't do it. Lou was much faster and growing impatient and so snatched it up. Bert from accounting had a change of heart and tried to grab the tooth back. The two of them were rolling around on the ground trying to take it from each other while Rudolph sat there and watched. Lou out-matched him in every way but Bert kept a good grip on it. Lou did manage to overcome an take possession of the tooth before and leaped up the hole and out of sight. Rudolph and Bert were left in Hell, gold toothless, and alone. When Lou climbed out of the hole he saw Bambi frantically looking for Rudolph and the deer was unaware that Rudolph fell into Hell. Lou introduced himself and the two of them walked and talked, Bambi explained the predicament and Lou asked questions about Rudolph and/or the gold tooth. They hopped behind a rock when they noticed Cupid walking in the distance. Bambi was going to jump out and ask him for help but Lou told him to stay put. Good thing because Darth Maul and Darth Vader were walking just a few steps behind, just as Bambi was contemplating how to save him they heard Cupid say “Rudolph has got to be here somewhere, then I'll have the tooth” He wasn't kidnapped but searching for Rudolph to acquire the gold tooth. They let them pass and got away unnoticed. Along their path they saw the shadow of a man running away with a really large bag, they thought they'd follow. Bambi was in hot pursuit of the man, he was a few steps ahead. He dropped the bag and Bambi went stumbling over it. When Bambi looked up there was a weird man with an equally weird sounding voice and accent, he called himself Goldmember. . . . . On a highway not too far away Papa smurf said to Elvis “High five” because not only because he save them from the oompa loompa attack but he was driving the pink Cadillac with his knees. Elvis asked if Smurfette would join him next in a duet but they realized she wasn't there, they left her at the cabin with the oompa loompas. They didn't turn back around they continued singing and drive away. Alvin looked ahead and noticed a man hitchhiking, he suggested they should pick him up. Elvis didn't want to but they ended up picking him up anyway. When he hopped in he didn't tell them where he wanted to go, or even what his name was, in fact he didn't say a single word. While riding in the packed car, Alvin started to miss the other two chipmunks, it's been so long since he had seen them. He decided he no longer wanted to be part of this group and jumped out of the window. It didn't hurt him because he's a chipmunk, and has jumped out of a few cars in his lifetime. He walked down the road trying to figure out where he was but it was hopeless, he was lost. He walked until his legs were about to give out. He noticed a giant bag ahead, as he walked closer he noticed a man standing next to a deer. He decided to check what was in the bag. He was able to sneak up to the them unnoticed because chipmunks have amazing stealth skills and can approach anyone without being heard. Alvin opened and jumped in the bag and it was full of gold. Alvin tried to stuff as much into his shirt as he could but plans went sour when the bag closed on him and started to move. He was being carried somewhere and he didn't want to scream because then the man would know he was trying to steal the gold. He chewed a tiny hole through the bag, it was just enough that he can see in front of him. He could see a deer on a leash being walked by the man. Alvin read the name on the collar and found out it was Bambi. The deer then looked back and noticed Alvin but he made a sign for him to stay quiet, so Bambi didn't say a word and actually created a diversion every time Goldmember went to open the bag. They walked through the forest for an hour or so until they reached the giant Golden door. They stared at it for a few minutes, amazed at its size. “Now that we have the bag, my end of the bargain is done; I shall be rewarded” said Goldmember to Bambi as he opened the door into the darkness. . . . . “Turn up the radio” demanded Papa smurf, he just heard a report that said n new Bookshelf King would be crowned tonight”. “Isn't that just great” sighed the hitch-hiker “Arthur was the best bookshelf king because he could keep the whole world in line. What if the next leader isn't good and we all plunge closer to the darkness? We could all end up slaves by tomorrow... Or worse”. “Who are you?” asked Elvis as he slowly pulled over the Cadillac. “My name is Jack and boy do I have a story to tell you” replied the stranger but was cut off by a knock on the window. . . . . Lou watched as Goldmember and Bambi went through the golden door, as soon as they closed the door behind them he made his way to the parked pink Cadillac. He walked up to the car nice and slow, everyone was staring at Jack waiting for him to tell his story. Lou knocked on the window causing Elvis to jump and then he opened the window. Lou asked if they would give him a ride to the Golden door, it was already packed and they didn't have room but agreed and they set off. . . . . Alvin had never been to Central Bookshelf before. When they entered the room he saw a a giant crowd of people arguing over different topics. “Where is my daughter?” asked Lewis, King of Child Land and the Land of Small creatures. “She will be right back” exclaimed Margaret as the King began rambling off threats he could do for revenge. “Shiblets, come here!” whispered Margaret “Please find the Duchess before he starts burning things, also where is the fingernail? It's the last piece we need”. “whatever you ask of me my lady, it shall be done” Shiblets ran off through the crowd. The room was way too chaotic that no one noticed him slip out. “the rest of the gold is at the spot, my queen” said Goldmember silently behind Margaret's ear. “How about the rest of the minions, do you know if they've obtained the other pieces?” replied Margaret. “I haven't heard from them yet but I can't see why you wouldn't have all the them by the end of the day” said Goldmember. “if they don't get here soon everyone will start throwing books and then I'll never be the Bookshelf Queen” said Margaret. Unknowingly Niche was listening to the whole conversation and heard everything, including Margaret send Shiblets off to find the Duchess. He told King Stephen what he's heard and left silently in pursuit of the tiger. “Can I have everyone’s attention” said King Stephen who was now starting the Royal speech, as soon as he started many things happened at once. Margaret took the opportunity while everyone was focused on the King of Horror, grabbed the remaining pieces of King Triton’s staff and slipped out the back unseen, or so she thought. Luckily Goldmember was so mesmerized by the royal speech that Bambi could also slip away to try and find Alvin. Elvis and the gang walked in the front door and noticed almost everyone was paying very close attention to King Stephen, the only two that weren't were Jack -the shy young man Elvis had picked up, and Agatha. Jack had caught eyes with Agatha and couldn't pay attention to anything else. Agatha was looking for her sister, Margaret whom she noticed was gone. She knew her sister was head of one of the most popular sections, so it didn't make sense why she was missing from the Royal speech which she would have to speak too. “Library land is a mess, we need to...” this was all of the royal speech Agatha heard as she left the meeting in pursuit of her sister. Chapter 5 - The Crown of the Highest head and the Hand of the Strongest wizard. Arthur Shiblets was walking through the forest trying to locate the Duchess but his third eye couldn't see where she was, it was immune to royalty. He knew he needed Harry Potter so he went in search of him first. He showed up to the party and spotted Hermoine talking with Jay Daws and Harry was tossing Dimitri's Hummer keys over his head between Anhel, Jyd and McMuff. Shiblets jumped towards Harry and demanded Harry follow him. Jay said “Am I trippin' or did that tiger just talk?” Never mind that” said Jyd “look! It has three eyes”. The tiger growled which left everything quiet “Where is the Duchess, can you locate her?” asked Shiblets. “What do you mean where is the Duchess? I haven't saw her since the meeting” replied Harry. “It was you that banished her wasn't it Harry? But why? You must be after crown... Aren't you?” said a deceitful Shiblets. “I'm starting to think bad thoughts about you and your intentions Mr Shiblets” said Harry “Whose side are you on and what do you want with us, or the fingernail?” “I want to fix the staff you broke” replied Shiblets. Harry was silent and ashamed because he had forgot that he broke the staff and put his head down. A deep voice came from behind them and Shiblets recognized it instantly as his friend Niche. “Tell them the truth Shiblets... Warn them at least” . . . . Meanwhile Margaret climbed to the top of Poetry Peak, which was the highest bookshelf in all of library land. Unknowing to her she was being followed by three people, but they were not together. She got to the top and looked into the distance, her partners were nowhere to be seen so she put the bag down, the pieces of the staff on the table, and started to place them onto a table nearby. Bambi approached the bag of gold silently -just like chipmunks deer make no sound when walking. Bambi went to open the bag but was unable to untie it. A large creature could be seen approaching so Bambi ran and hid behind an old rock. A woman, who was Agatha, was also hiding behind the rock. They both watched as King Kong approached and threw a large bag of stuff into a hole that was glowing like a campfire. “Can you bring that bag to my castle for me?” She pointed to the bag Alvin was in then she continued to herself “Now just the fingernail and the secret ingredient and it's complete” King Kong grabbed the bag. . . . . Meanwhile back at the party Shiblets was entangled in an stare down with Niche the Elf, it was Niche who broke the silence by saying “Don't do this Shiblets, you could ruin everything and throw library land into chaos. That would only result in all of our books vanquishing together, do you want that?” “I just want to fix the staff he broke” Shiblets pointed to Harry trying to divert the attention away from himself. “The staff didn't even break did it? He needs to know the truth, tell him”. “What is Niche talking about Shiblets?” asked a confused Harry. “Niche watch what you say” said Shiblets before Niche snarled back “While you're at it, tell him the truth about the fingernail and this whole quest he's on” Harry now curious and furious stood up and pointed his wand at Shiblets and demanded he explain himself. Shiblets laughed and Harry was even more confused “I will banish you if you take one more step towards me” screamed Harry.
“You don't have enough power, no one but royalty has that much power anymore. Besides, what makes you think I don't have more power than you?”. “you're just a three eyed talking tiger, I'm not afraid of you, or any power you have” Harry pointing his wand at Shiblets but nothing happened. Hermoine tried to blast a stupify spell towards Shiblets but the spell turned in to a cloud of smoke around him. “Poor kids, you have no idea who I am, do you?” Shiblets started to shape shift around and revealed his true form for everyone to see. . . . . Back on Poetry Peak Agatha and Bambi were working out a plan for how they could save Alvin. “Just waiting for the wizard to bring the fingernail and we'll have every ingredient needed to forge it” said Margaret to King Kong “Then Library Land will finally be at peace, under the rule of a new leader, one who'll be feared and respected by all it's citizens, unlike Arthur”. “She plans to steal the crown and become the leader of Library Land, I have to stop this” whispered Agatha as she jumped out, “Sister, stop this now”. “Poor Agatha, you're the last person I wanted to hear this” “Stop this nonsense, I bet you could have won the vote fairly, you're very respected. Why steal the crown?” Agatha said in a soft tone. “stealing?” said Margaret with a shocked look on her face “You mean this crown?” “how did you acquire?...that's the... Where's the Bookshelf King?...You didn't?” “All these questions young Agatha and no one who can answer them but me. Arthur was a really nice man who kept things simple and organized but where's the fun in that? I could handle Library Land just as good as anyone... Oh the great changes I would make” Margaret was saying this with such glee that she wasn't paying attention to anything else. Agatha cut her off. “I'm the Queen of History so I, better than anyone know you're not allowed to put that crown on your head, if you did you'd be banished forever. You realize that right?”. “Banished, yes, but that's only if I wear this crown” Margaret raised it high in the air and tossed it into the fire. “Why did you destroy it? This makes no sense” They watched as a giant blue flame rose into the air like a swirling tornado. . . . . Back at the party, Harry was looking at Shiblets in amazement, everyone was. A second ago they were looking at a three eyed talking tiger and now he's the wizard snowman. “No one ever expects the snowman” said Shiblets “...But I have many faces that will amaze you. Give me your hand boy, or I will banish you all” Harry gave him his hand and Shiblets clipped his fingernail. “Please explain, I'm a little confused now” said Harry. “Don't you get it? For the new era to come forth, one needs the crown of the highest head, and a fragment of the strongest wizards hand” said Shiblets. “That's why he found you in the first place” said Hermoine. Harry blasted back “So if I'm the most powerful wizard in all of Library Land why did my spell not work on you?” “honestly Harry, you're ten times the wizard I am but I outsmarted you because you see, I am older than you and in return much wiser. I developed a plan to send you on a quest to make you weaker than me, on your own. Then, and only then, would I reveal my identity and rise above you” Shiblets was now mad with power and his voice grew more evil with every new word he said. “That still doesn't explain how I became weaker than you?” said Harry. “I knew you couldn't resist the temptation to taste such a rare fruit, it only grows from the La-La-Gullom tree. Then when you travelled through the Maze it drained your magic, it won't be permanent but by the time they return I'll be the ruler of Library Land. Now that I have your fingernail no one can stop me...” Shiblets proceeded to laugh while he jumped into the fire and melted. Chapter 6 - The New Bookshelf Queen, Ruler of Library Land Agatha was pleading with her sister to stop while Margaret said a few words into the fire and suddenly it was just smoke. “What are you making?” said Agatha in a desperate plea for her sister to talk and it worked “You know as well as I do, so stop trying to distract me!” replied Margaret. Out of the ashes came pouring a pile of water, after a few seconds it started to raise up off the ground, taking the shape of a tiger. Margaret screamed out “finally! Now give me the fingernail” and he handed it right over with a mischievous grin. “I have everything I need, now Shiblets, silence Agatha” and she threw the fingernail into the fire. Instantly a flash of light nearly blinded everyone and when it dimmed away, a crown stood before their eyes. “I Margaret, the Queen of Fiction, nominate myself, as the new leader of Library Land. With no other parties objecting I pronounce me, Queen of Library Land” and she put on the crown. “Take that gold and escort Agatha out of here, somewhere far away. NO! Better yet, make her watch what's about to happen. I want Agatha to hear everything because this is about to be worthy of the history books” King Kong picked up Agatha and they all headed back to the Royal Meeting. . . . . “I'm glad to see we have order in this place finally, ghat was an amazing speech King Stephen” King Ernest paused for applause. He saw the crowd shaking hands and cheering him as he spoke. “I second the notion to elect Stephen as the new Bookshelf king, and if I count correctly that's the majority. So let me do the honour of announcing King Stephen, the Faithful leader and ruler of the horror section, as the new ruler of Library Land... The bookshelf King”. Just then King Kong busted down the door and roared so loud it was literally breaking glasses of wine and coffee. Luckily Niche wasn't here or his glasses would have shattered. King Stephen was already wearing the crown so he warned King Kong he would banish him back to his book but King Kong continued. The new Bookshelf King tried to banish him but nothing happened. “I don't understand, the Bookshelf King has the power to banish anyone, why can't I banish him?” The room went into chaos again and everyone was screaming and panicking. “That's because you are not the ruler of Library Land your highness” said Shiblets who was approaching from behind him. “Then who is?” replied King Stephen. “There is no bookshelf King anymore, we're entering a new era. History will be made today and reshaped forever. You see, we now have a Bookshelf Queen and by her rule none of you will ever step out of line again” Shiblets then growled at the crowd. King Stephen saw Margaret approaching and said “Good it's Margaret, the Queen of Fiction. Help me banish thes...” He was cut off by Margaret screaming “Don't ever call me that again, if you do I will banish you. See, I am the new Bookshelf Queen, and I alone now rule Library Land. Everyone listen up, there will be no more speaking out of line or I will send you to a hole so deep that it would take you a month to climb out. If you manage to get out and you speak out of line again, I will have your books burned”. “You don't have the power to do that, only my family does” said King Lewis. “I have the power to do anything I want, you see not only am I ruler of Library Land but I am in command of the strongest creature in Library Land, you all already know King Kong. I'm also blessed by having the most powerful wizard and shape-shifter that's ever existed, Mr Arthur Shiblets, as my right hand man. No one can stop me now, is there anyone in the crowd that can stop me?”. No one moved nor said a single word, it was silence throughout the whole place. King Stephen looked furious and Margaret has always been afraid of him, and his secret power. Margaret tried to banish him before he could use it. It didn't work so she tried again with someone else in the room, again no one was banished. “Why isn't this working Shiblets?” screamed Margaret. “Maybe it's because you're not the Bookshelf Queen, or maybe you're just doing it wrong” replied Shiblets. He pulled the crown right off her head and threw her up against the wall and she couldn't move. She watched as he shifted his shape into a manly figure instead of a tiger. “Isn't that Lou?” asked Papa Smurf and Elvis replied “I believe so little buddy, this is about to get messy...Be ready all right” “listen here, Margaret. Don't think for one second that you were the right person to be queen. You're a bad woman yes, but this much power deserves to be with someone evil, someone worthy of this much control” King Stephen lunged at Shiblets but he banished King Stephen. A bright light flashed throughout the room and suddenly there was a book laying where a king once stood. Everyone was shocked and curious as to how he could banish a king, he wasn't royalty or had any royal attachments to the throne... So they thought. Margaret was first to step up saying “Why did it work for you and not me?” “You were missing a piece for the crown, the jewel, the only part that could give it power. I obtained it secretly behind your back and when it's this close to the crown it has a hundred times the amount of power you could have on your own. Now imagine what kind of power this will have when I give this crown to the real ruler of Library Land, someone who is already royalty” Shiblets barely finished before Margaret burst out saying “The real ruler, isn't that you now?” he laughed before saying “Nope”. He was holding a shiny, bright, golden jewel high into the air. “The gold tooth” shouted Bambi as he ran towards Shiblets but he conjured another blinding flash and Bambi was gone, but not like King Stephen because there was no book. “When this crown was forged it had certain ingredients that would give the new ruler much stronger power than any previous leader's had before. Not only can the new ruler go into any book and banish characters, but they can re-write books entirely... Let me introduce myself to everyone in my truest form, I am Arthur Louis Shiblets the 2nd. I'm here tonight to pass forth a new reign of command. Now that I place this on the top of the crown it acts as the official crown to all other crowns. It's bearer, is now the rightful ruler and head of Library Land. So not to waste anymore of your time, let me introduce to you the new ruler of Library Land. My wife Agatha, the new Bookshelf Queen”.
